Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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