I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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