Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
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