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• (317): View more from Indiana

  I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.

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  And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  Dude, just got a bummer.

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  What??

  (502): View more from Kentucky

  A blow job from a homeless chick.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?

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  You mean bread?

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• (619): View more from California

  I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.

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• (858): View more from California

  He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities

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• (845): View more from New York

  Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada

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  PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.

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• (972): View more from Texas

  WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now

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