the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
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i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
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Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
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