party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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