If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
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it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
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Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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