Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
i think i have herpe
just one?
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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