Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
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While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
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what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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