it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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