Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
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My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
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She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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