You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
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So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
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I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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