Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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