yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
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ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
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He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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