Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
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They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
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Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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