I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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