Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
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No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
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just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
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