Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
Randomize