I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
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