you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Randomize
