At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
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Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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