I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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