So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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