i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
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I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
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This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Success! We fucked roommates!
The adults are the big ones right?
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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