Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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