...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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