you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Damn victory sex feels great
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I need to align my fucking chakras
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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