Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
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the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
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Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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