That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
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The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
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I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
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