she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
ugly people sure do ruin things
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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