yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I cockslap morals
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize
