ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
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I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
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Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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