going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
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I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
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Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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