mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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