we have officially lost it.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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