it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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