i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
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I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
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We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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