I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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