Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
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Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
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I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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