You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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