office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
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Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
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Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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