therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
me + whiskey = a bad person
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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