: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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