So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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