oh god the rape fog is back!
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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