i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
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i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
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how many dildos make it a "collection?"
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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