Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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