Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
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The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
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I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize