Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
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lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
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I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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