I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
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So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
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Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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