fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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