is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
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