It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
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nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
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Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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