Pappa wants mamma naked
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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