Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
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He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
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One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
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