Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Randomize
