We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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