Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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