I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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